C'mon, those dolls are for Jesus… they would have been used to fill seats in churches during weddings and baptisms. Get your mind off the gutter!

Next week, the guys return to the happy camp, only to find it in shambles, flames, and corpses everywhere. They look at each other and say "we told that asshole to come with us to Greece, there's your fucking happiness."

Of all the plot synopsis I've read since you started posting them, this is by far the most utterly stupid one. It not only gives me "afterschool special" vibes, but also holy shit dude you needed a friend to tell you that, why didn't you ask your fucking girlfriend?.

And the following week, Downward Dog hacks the mainframe to find HER EMAILS!

It's another edition of Prison Break Season 5 Random Observations/semi-Review! 5x07, "Wine Dark Sea":

Liv speaking in spanish was also super adorable, I usually cringe when I hear people butchering my mother tongue, but in here I wanted to hear her Dora the Explorer-ing much longer than it lasted!

I thought that his eyes were going to red-out before cutting, it would also help in case of Major going to war with the Fillmore Graves team and whoopsy mortally wounding himself.

I surely cannot be the only one thinking he's laced the brains with the cure, Don E therefore accidentally curing most of his customers?

"The YouTube Red offices are at the end of the hallway, The Waltmobile" - ABC

Make it a Starz show and I'll tune there the second it premieres!

"24: Legacy - FOX is begging Kiefer to return, if it happens, then they'll greenlight a new season"

Ah, I'm gonna go full Grinch on Wednesday and tell everyone I know who watch it that they won't get any more episodes. It feels good to be hated!
Thanks, by the way :)

CLINTON BODY COUNT UPDATE: 525.600 cats

How about Pure Genius? I mean, the thing was still up in the air after getting its episode order shut down, maybe they're waiting for the international rollout, too? It premiered here about a month ago and I know of folks who watch it, so maybe it has a shot (hahahaha).

Truthbomb of the season: everything was a dream by Michael after finding out that Lincoln had been sent to jail. In reality, Michael is afraid of needles, so he'll share his dream with LJ in case he wants to do it.*

The Hollywood Reporter has to have one of the most toxic comments section outside Breitbart & Co. I made the mistake of reading it after the SNL article AVClub linked to earlier today, and well, there isn't enough patience in the world to read 600+ comments using some form of the word "libtard".

Fun fact, the synopsis for episode 9 on IMDB says: "Final episode of the entire TV series." What does this mean, it's a capper for the whole show (we know how stable that was the last time), for the season (because IMDB lists S5 as a separate show, Prison Break: Sequel)? It's all too confusing.

Don't forget, there's also a brand new Prison Break episode today! 5x07, "Wine Dark Sea":
Sara fears for her family's safety when she discovers the reason why Michael faked his death; Sucre helps Michael and Lincoln find a way home; Poseidon's true identity is revealed.

I assume that apologizing should be because of ramping up a band's hype in the midst of serious allegations without having done a bit of research before posting the initial review (again, the review itself has nothing to do, could have been written two weeks ago and in complete unawareness of the events, for all we…

He got poisoned by Alice Tetch's blood, which made him go full on vigilante, killing every single baddie, until Gordon caught him and sent him to Arkham. The thing is, the Court of Owls extracted the Tetch blood from Barnes, but the guy still has bad blood (haha, get it?) with Gordon and wants to off his ass.