Oh god, I suspected it, and Hammond's facial hair proves it. This is the darkest timeline. Shit.

You could make the app for iOS, I'm not sure if they have Google Now for Apple users or not but that could be a lucrative market to tap into if they don't!

Idk, looks like a blast to me! Then again, I'm the type of idiot that likes to jump off of tall stuff with a board strapped to my feet in the dead of winter.

I don't think they have anything that can tell you where there is or isn't parking though so that could be worth working on!

Google Now can already tell exactly when and where I parked, which is both really freaking cool and really freaking creepy at the same time.

#taintstuff2015

This is exactly what I use it for. It also sends me stuff based off of my searches which is pretty neat, and I find the reminders based off of my calendar very helpful.

I was a bit of a nerd in grade school, and after winning my 6th grade spelling bee I pumped my fists in the air in celebration. Needless to say, I was tormented endlessly for actually being excited about winning a spelling bee. I didn't enter the next year.

Do less.

Correction: the chase is in Fort Worth, not Houston

huh. News to me!

is your name a play on the burger joint in fort worth or are you just insane?

I think that if we collectively stopped doing everything that Gawker bloggers told us to stop doing, society would grind to a halt.

It would be cool if someone made a diet chrome extension that did all of this stuff intuitively

It's from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Or at least, it's adapted from it.

This Kanter character obviously isn't very informed about the state of the automotive industry.

Also, Barnes & Noble is definitely not out of business. I visited one over the weekend.

I'm still utterly and completely confused as to how someone from Dallas would be able to get by without a car. Even living in Uptown that would be inconvenient as hell

Bullshit asshole, nobody likes the tuna.

Is it sad that I'm a grown ass man and I actually want this? Thank God I don't have $200 burning a hole in my pocket

AWD, double the horsepower, as well as the fact that the R32 GTR is basically a homologated racecar.