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I want to find the men who are so freaked out about women using women’s bathrooms and thrust my vaginal discharge in their faces. Like, is this the kind of proof you need? Or should I just come back when i’m menstruating? Do you want to see the white stuff that comes out when i’m ovulating? You want evidence of period

So parents are the best qualified to make decisions for their children, but I cannot make my own decisions regarding my body?

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Oh no. He got me! I wasn’t ready for this!

Vigilance is not enough.

Viligence is not rewarded; only it’s absence is punished.

I called my rep over here in GA, prepared my best Customer Service Voice, and prepared for the time of my life.
Staffer: How may I help you?
Me, in my Finest Southern Accent: How do you do, is Representative [redacted] available?
Staffer: Uh, no ma’am, he’s not.
Me, Rolling a Natural 20 on my Charisma Check: Oh, well

He did not have textual relations with that nation.

I just imagined Pence screaming that at the moment of climax. I just want you to know I will hate you forever for placing that image in my brain. Even after I am no more, I will still hate you. After dark matter expands space to the point no particle can interact with any other, I will still hate you. When space is

he needs to go to the nearest Sephora and get colormatched. It’s obvious he has an oily T-zone and a nervous tick that causes him to rub his left eyebrow. A good primer would help with that. Sephora can help with that too, although I’d highly recommend one of the new primers from The Ordinary.

GIMBEL’S GETS IT’S REVENGE

I set up monthly donations to them and to Planned Parenthood. Even ten dollars a month is something. You can do it!

The ACLU has filed a FOIA as to the tax returns in order to check it against the Emoluments Clause in the Constitution. They are doing amazing work, right now, and sending them a donation is high on my list, today. It’s a selfish thing. Someone out there is protecting my rights.

Amazing how the very same people who screamed the loudest about upholding the constitution under Obama are the same ones eagerest to take a dump on it under Trump.