Ohhhh. I guess? that makes sense.

What uh....

‘Scuse me, gotta go pour some bleach in my eyes now!

I should add that I completely understand why they care (to punish the wimins for havin’ the seks), I just want to point out that their energy be more useful directed elsewhere.

At this point, I don’t think they could actually formulate a coherent response and it would come out sounding exactly like you said.

I just honestly want to ask these hard-line pro-lifers (anti-choicers): WHY DO YOU CAAAAAAARE?

Just spitballin’ here! Nothing to be concerned about! Just honing my craft!

Ok, I can maybe see that. But only if it’s not made by a Kardarshian.

I assume sugar = crack because otherwise fuck that shit right in the eye.

Not sure you want the “Sleek and Sultry” look anyway. Something went terribly... wrong with her bronzer.

Where in the hell did you find this? The internet is so weird.

This is why I love these threads. You guys actually sound like you know what you’re doing and I have no idea ever. :)

Awesome. I’ll have to check that one out.

Good to know - thanks!

I was thinking about splurging on the Bobbi Brown gel liner because gel always looks so nice, but I wanted to see if I could actually apply it without making myself look like a panda. I’ve heard her stuff actually stays put. But who knows, maybe I just have weird eyelids.

I do not - I was hoping to avoid adding another step to my morning makeup routine (I realize this is horribly lazy on my part, but that extra 30 seconds of sleep could make all the difference) and adding another product to my list of shit to buy. So I was going to see if liquid liner would fix the problem altogether.…

I need the hive mind on this one.

I feel ya. People keep saying they use night cream. I don’t use night cream. Am I supposed to be using night cream? Am I going to wake up one morning looking like a shriveled old hag because I didn’t use night cream?!

Poison