I read The Girl Before and thought it was a BIG disappointment. Then I found out it was written by a man, then it made sense to me.

I have never read a book written by a man that fooled me into thinking it was written by a woman. As soon as they introduce the female characters, it always becomes painfully obvious. It’s bad enough female writers have a harder time getting published, now these assholes want to capitalize on one of the few categories…

Good morning Ms. Hope

His name is Iago.

Our long national nightmare is over.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

I’m not surprised at all.
I’ve loved that bitch since she left the club early to eat some ham and drink some water.

This show was so terrible and I hate-watched it, but for real I still use Sammi’s most eloquent contribution in my everyday life: “RAAAHHHN STAAAAHHHHP”

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

Hence the last paragraph. I have an innate reluctance to type the sarcasm signifier because I figure that Jezebel readers are smart enough to figure it out.

As Lindy West says, “No, not every opinion is valid and worthy of my time.”

Men’s rights activists should always be written as “men’s rights activists”, with the quotes around it.

Not sure I see what the problem is. Fair and balanced is fair and balanced.

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

I know. What is wrong that you can’t convict a police officer when they’re caught on video shooting and killing a black man who poses no threat to their safety but these 12 assholes were willing to send a woman to jail for this? People need to learn when jury nullification is and isn’t appropriate.

Question here—In somebody’s experienced legal opinion: what the fuck? What—like....what.

As a recovered alcoholic I can say please get medical help if you stop drinking. I had to be hospitalized three days before going to rehab to prevent this. Don’t be ashamed, and don’t think you can automatically do it on your own.

Those kids will be fine. It’s their kids that will become cannibals and wear human skin suits to survive.