I mourn those glorious gossip days every damn day of my life.

Sometimes I long for the days of Paris Hilton bawling in the back of a cop car and Lindsay Lohan getting special manicures for the judge presiding over her case.

Glad these 2 found each other and saved the rest of us.

So the pregnant woman lost the fetus at its own party? Ughhhhghsgsvduf.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.

Are we seriously so low that the head of the CDC not being anti-vax is worthy of mention? Do we have a flat-Earther running NASA?

What is this? War of the Salties?

Legit I will watch College-ish if it promises to include some sort of Shade Court reference as well as copious amounts of Ed Sheeran burns

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

I’ve peaked!!!

In hindsight, this was the moment I should have known you’d become a true celeb, and were not long for this world.

Please find a way to insert Shade Court into your new work!

auf weidersehen, Kara. Kick their asses wherever you go, whoever “they” may be.

Finally, I can admit it.

I’ll be a television writer, writing for the Black-Ish spinoff, College-Ish

I’ll miss you deeply, bish.