Well Fireforge... Who you gonna call?

“That’s a very bad movie is pretty much a fact”

You’re forgiven. Don’t try the same stupid stunt again.

“It’s stupid, and no one is impressed.”

I went to Zoe Quinn’s Twitter to see what happened.

In fact no, the protagonist is Kratos again. This was confirmed on the post E3 interview with the developer.

So it looks like we have only internet comedy connoisseurs on this comment section today.

This sucks.

You can’t give the definition for something, and then say it’s not it.

They’re Bydo.

Marketing for an E-rated game made by a guy whose face is covered in dicks. What is there not to love?

“But, when Diana disses a bunch of soldiers by calling them girls”

I imagine what must be your reaction to Shin Megami Tensei...

I have a fetish for watching teens screaming at a screen while they play Minecraft.

There, let’s ban these goddamn fetishists!

“The movie says poor people produce dumb people, and wealthy people produce smarter people. Therefore my gut feeling says eugenics.”

Yep, you have SERIOUS projecting issues, son.

In fact it DOES change the game.

If I replace Link with a dog, his sword with a stick, and the triforce with a buried bone, giving no reason at all for it because “it doesn’t change the gameplay”, are you still playing Zelda?

So you’re arguing that any game that has gameplay similar to Zelda IS Zelda because “the…

See, you got it.

I actually like modding games. I spent a long time doing it to Super Mario World, changing Mario himself to another thing altogether.