The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

It’s not, but that’s the 80s for you.

If you don’t shut the fuck up right now, I will play nothing but Train and Phish at you.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

Hey, I like this response!

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Wow, this is a banner fucking day.

I will just leave this here

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says “I would totally let you die.”

I think you elided over the “Nazi cosplay enthusiast” aspect of Jesse James. 

I would just like to reiterate how much I freakin’ loved Dollywood.

The women are the ones getting naked for showers and stuff. I mean - the nerve of those women. If they didn’t want their bodies critiqued by men, they should have kept their clothes on. /s

I am an old person, and this is a “dickey.” My schoolteacher aunt had them in all colors because she always wore jackets to work, and would not show an inch of chest skin, but frequently had hot flashes so she could not wear a full shirt.

I tend to be instantly turned off by the “things used to be better” track of logic, but the creators here shore up their reasoning with arguments that go beyond nostalgia, and the line of thought serves more as a supplement to the core, which seems like an interestingly constructed and presented game. I’ll be…

Hey, you replied to my comment, send me your email address.

did you see who we made president or

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

I don’t owe Conway jack shit. She chose who she wanted to become and who she is working for.

Well, I feel pretty darn sure that Rory didn’t get an abortion, considering the fact that it was never even floated as a possibility on the series. I binge watched this show and really loved it, until I got to the season in which Sookie’s husband lies about getting a vasectomy and she gets pregnant again against her…