I’ll start crying for this poor gent in just a few.

Thank you for this.

Is it a ball vein? I keep looking at it, and I’m pretty sure it’s a vein.

ME TOOOOOO!!!!

have a gift, friend. So tiny. So cute.

this one is my all time favorite. it’s really satisfying :)

Jesus, Bobby. Go charge your phone.

I watched it last night, because I apparently loathe myself and man I could not get over Reid Richards sharpie drawn facial hair. I yelped when it first came on screen. Then I cried and took a Silkwood shower.

But tell me how you REALLY feel about Zack Braff. Because I’m not clear on that :)

It’s perfection.

No. Dude’s face looks like a remnant of Steven Tyler’s foreskin. I will not even watch this when it inevitably comes out on cable.

Wow. Just. I’m not sleeping for... ever.

Oh god, I remember hanging on to the sides of the toilet as I shat what felt like a 2 liter bottle. After breaking my foot, the fucking painkillers I got clogged me up, but also made me forget that I hadn’t pooped in forevs, so when I finally did realize, oh hey no poop for 7 days, that stool softener didn’t do shit.…

Waiting for the day that seeing his tear stained face whining at the injustice of it all doesn’t make me happy. It’s not today.

If a dude ever tried to make me choose between the pot and him, i’d be all:

Nevar forget.

Please sir may I have some more?

my reactions to this news in chronological order:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!