omg I'd totally be down for finding a dead body if it got me free hotel rooms for life from a chain. Geez I'd milk that trauma for all it's worth. Some poor front desk employee tries to give me some standard double? HEck no, do you know who I am? I'm Dead Body Girl, you give me the nicest suite you have, something…

I often tell myself that. And everyone around me. No one seems to know.

The worst hotel I've ever stayed at was a Travel Lodge by O'Hare in Chicago. I was traveling with my 2 dogs and had booked this particular hotel because it was pet friendly. I even called that day to remind them that I was traveling with pets. The lady on the phone was polite and said to just remind the front desk…

You murderer of Christmas.

the grossest thing I've ever seen in a motel:

On a sort of related-ish note, this is my favorite Yelp review of an awesome little local restaurant, that admittedly, seems to keep odd hours and only accepts cash (but is delicious):

I would loooooooooove it if we stopped giving this chick the attention she clearly fucking craves

Also, where do I sign up?

I also find JL annoying...Its an irrational hate? probably, but i FIRMLY believe we are all entitled to have at least one.

RAW TALENT

I feel that way about Neil Diamond. No idea why, he just irks me.

Mark, if you DON'T want a cross-stitch version of this to give to Allen as the birthday gift he never knew he needed, the time to speak up is NOW

Im shocked that the SAE brother grew up to be such a douche. With role models like this, I can't imagine where he might have learned it from.

"Pro-life" generally isn't pro-life because the life of the mother is valued less than the unborn. Pregnancy so significantly affects maternal morbidity and mortality that there is a whole medical specialty evolved to keeping the mother safe. It is unethical, from a medical perspective, not to give a choice. Pro-life…

We had some kind of monitor that played the first two notes of the "Jaws" theme. I was exhausted near the end of the wait and started giggling. My wife asked what was wrong and I told her "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

When my wife gave birth, the monitor on the machine for her epidural would periodically play the first four notes of Lavender Town's theme. Talk about things you don't want to think about while you're waiting for your child to be born.