LOL! Really his job is tooting his clients horns...

Hand wash it. When you lay it out to dry, put something in it that is just bigger than the desired size. Think like a 2L soda bottle or something. Wool stays in the shape it dries in (hence laying flat and shaping it to dry).

Maybe he should go look up an article on cultural appropriation. I hear there is a good one going around, even getting into the white male circle.

I am surprised how few of these comments see it as satire. I am equally sure it is satire, maybe even 7 9's sure.

Go at his letter with a red marker and then send it back and ask him to fix his mistakes.

The international were actually the least sketchy. In Ireland (which is cooooooolllllllllldddddddd), no one cared. We wanted to swim in the ocean to say we did but didn't think to bring suits to Ireland. In Spain, it was normal.

My family all had lifetime hunting/fishing licenses that were cheap (~$100 now if purchased for somebody under 5 years old). So tags were about $20. Everybody has a rifle. There were clothing costs every 10-15 years or so when the woolies needed replacing. And yes, we did all process our own meat.

Mom - sorry I said you were not with it all those times. I never new you were a trendsetter.

In 6 states and 3 countries :)

Handmade felted knit purse: $15 supplies (probably etsy for about $75)

Does it come with a doll?

Uniboob, not mono-boob.

try Glamorise. They have a couple, including one with adjustable support levels, that work quite well, come in large sizes/small bands, and is inexpensive compared to others (~$30).

That is weird. It might be worth doing some googling/research and see if there was a ever a documentary, tv show (one of those biographies on A&E or something), or movie that discussed this false death rumor. It could be that your neighbor was watching some bad late night television about Elizabeth Taylor's life and…

You would rather a black bear than a moose. I always heard moose eyes don't reflect, it was well known, but the internet (including reliable sources) say that is false and it is more a function of headlights not reaching that high. Moose are very loud in the woods too so she would have heard it breaking branches and…