Well on the day I did my shitty Christmas post, I lost at least three before I managed to get my shit together with screen caps of keys and remembering what usernames I had come up with. My old name was or_ginger - that account is attached to one of my emails but for some reason my phone just can’t use? I don’t know,…

This made me believe that Santa is real.

I’m a total fan girl and wish she’d move to Canada.

That sounds deeply satisfying. After I went a few years No Contact with my parents, I started giving away the things they had given me and it was so liberating. Especially when it was garbage they felt was valuable that I should want. Should have smashed some of it.

I also have a raging asshole brother that shamelessly took money from my poor (much poorer than him) parents. I was recently told he had a kid (now kids) and my first reaction was disappointment. When I got called out for this, I just said “I thought he had enough self awareness that he knew he’d be a terrible…

I find myself trying to find something witty but really, I just wish deep karmic justice on this raging asshole.

This is awesome! I once heard emotional abusing children as “planting time bombs for the future” - so true for me, I’m surprised at what triggers me sometimes.

He even failed at stealing, how’d the adult version turn out?

I also like to pack my delicates in a clear plastic bag in case I have to open my luggage for inspection. 

An Easy-Bake for adults would cause chaos in a work environment.

As a mom of a hockey/sports loving kid, I wish there was more of an honest discussion like this around sports. Brains are valuable!

That face looks like it belongs on a latex sex doll. 

Yesss, I love me some good avoidance. Hope you treat yourself!

Ah, codependent couplings were my life. My mom also focused on thin and smart (but not too smart, men don’t find women that are smarter than them attractive). I look just like her which is traumatic (ha!!). I tried a few therapists before I found that hopeful connection. I don’t especially like my therapist but I…

Thanks, you too. 

That’s hot!

I bet he’s a Santa truther, too.

Old enough to be her dad! Grossss

Me too and I don’t even wear makeup! 

One year you should book a vacation and ditch 😀