not to dox myself, but jacob used to be my boss back when he was starting up software companies. you have no idea how weird this all is for me. Also, the fact that he piped up to clarify “like a sea otter” is so fucking jacob.

“Elsie Otter is a wonderful name. I’d hire her”

Continued proof that white people are 2000% incapable of achieving any sort of racial sick burn on Asians, because they can’t get their damn geography right.

Yes that is the joke hence the Hot Take disclaimer.

Drake’s dancing is exactly how I do. I totally feel really cool and think I’m doing some great moves but in reality, I’m just Drake.

Months old take

Ohio has John Kasich as governor. We definitely won't be abolishing the death penalty in the state when his Koch-bought dupa is in charge.

Can’t be any worse than what was going through his mind when he pushed a 13 year old girl down the stairs for not sleeping with him, or when he saw that she wasn’t responding and decided to have sex with rape her.

I’m surprised they didn’t use the old PR standby.... “the person who titled the episode did not have the authority to title on behalf of HBO and does not represent HBO’s core values.”

Or just a plain old “mistake”?

Can we all agree to retire ghetto? Unless we’re strictly talking about socio-econonmics?

The Pivot? You mean that thing you do when you’ve got yourself stuck in a tight spot so you keep spinning and spinning in the hope of extracting yourself from the situation. Hmm.

Hold up, are they trying to blame Effie for this title error? I don’t know how movie productions work but I know she is a “Producer.” Please explain?

That’s where my mind went.

Murder is not something most people survive and deal with the personal traumas of, so I see where you’re going with this, but I’m gonna have to disagree.

Fuckface Von Clownstick

How old are you? Because this sounds like some 20-something bullshit.

I mentioned it (and assume other outlets did, too) because it’s one of those human interest questions that anyone would ask immediately after feeling bad for the bride and then marveling at her generosity.

Would love to read a Muse interview with Effie Brown. Not specifically about Project Greenlight, but her overall career and plans for the future.