Apple Pay is awesome. It’s actually quicker than credit card chip readers.

Why would you use a tablet for serious spreadsheet work?

Do you actually have a bunch of hard drives hanging off your tablet?

I think if you need to use a mouse with your tablet, then maybe you should consider using a laptop.

I’d gladly pay double for a locked down, beautiful, functional iOS than an unlocked, ugly, buggy one.

I would think you’d have to be pretty interesting for someone to single you out for eavesdropping.

Yeah, I’m thinking poor parenting might have something to do with her family’s 50% addiction to heroin.

On OSX: 51.8% use Safari, 36.2% use Chrome.

Pray Different.

If you check the dictionary, you’ll see schitzophenic is not just a medical term.

As a blowjob enthusiast I respectfully disagree.

Sorry for your family member, that must be terrible. If you check the dictionary tho, “schizophrenic” is a term not used exclusively to describe mental health issues.

The term “schizophrenic” can be used properly in non-mental illness related context.

Not sure what’s worse, a steaming pile of shit, or a steaming pile of shit with whip cream on top.

Sounds like it’s going to be a very schizophrenic movie.

Yeah, cause bitching about your lunch is a super excellent career move.

Maybe nobody notices lunchtimes where you work, but they’re noticing elsewhere.

That’s bullshit. Gen Xers were the first generation to have less, & do worse than the previous generation (the Boomers tore thru the economy like a swarm of locusts). We worked harder for less, because of all the recessions there were fewer jobs that we had to fight for.

That’s Salacious “B.” Crumb.

Propaganda officer Spicer reporting for duty !