Look, anybody CAN have a supercar. All you need to do is:

....but you’ll be driving a $100k+ dodge lol. Going into a hairpin corner at 65mph, actually scrap that - ANY corner - at 65mph, I’d rather be in the Lexus.

The Charger’s only faster until the first corner.

ME: Why don’t I have any cool cars like that?

If you find yourself with the preserved skeleton of your pug and the preserved skeleton of your husband, the only reasonable thing to do is combine them into the most beloved skeleton of all. Whoever settles your estate will be delighted, I'm sure. 

Obviously, you’ve never met the average neckbeard.

even buying the Happy Meals en masse and just throwing out the food

even buying the Happy Meals en masse and just throwing out the food

The Killing is Kubrick’s best film and I will not entertain any arguments otherwise. Hopefully this gets made, it’s good and Jim Thompson’s estate can get some more residuals.

This would be way funnier if it wasn’t so accurate.

This guy’s totally into organics:

No real Trump supporter would care about organic food, for example.

This is exactly why the bullshit defense that it’s unconstitutional to convict a President after he’s left office. They don’t care how many Constitutional scholars we line up to tell them that’s bullshit. They aren’t trying to appease Constitutional scholars. They know this whole thing is about being put on the record…

Trump will not be convicted by 17 of the GOP senators, IMHO.

agreed that the GOP are trash and putting them “on the record” about how they feel about insurrection is important, but given their downward trajectory during the 21st century, do you think in 5-10-20 years, or whenever there might be a GOP president, they would care about such things?  Because I think the Dems are…

OT: Scope and expectation management are normally the first order of bid’ness on big stuff, IMHO.

I don’t think any decent lawyer wanted to pick up this brief because a) blowback to the firm they are partner/associate of and b) the chances of Trump paying his bill is iffy at best. At the end of the day we already know that the GOP senators will vote for acquittal cause they don’t have the gonads to do the right…

Is it normal for legal briefs in a case as prominent as this one not to be proof-read, or is this just one more example of Trump hiring a sorry cast of incompetents?

Very, very cool! I guess from a far-fetched standpoint, could this be the first colored selfie?