I wonder who shows up first:

I don’t sensimilla culpa coming from any of the Cavs anytime soon.

Are you implying this odor is indica-tive of Cleveland’s focus and preparation? 

Republicans believe in States’ Rights, provided those states are screwing over women, the poor, minorities, and anyone that isn’t White, Male, Straight, and Christian, or the Federal government is doing something they don’t like such as legalizing gay marriage or gun control.

States’ rights is one of their second class policies. It’s the argument they use to get the things they want like dismantling entitlements. When you look at this administration’s orders regarding things like, oh I don’t know, sanctuary cities, suddenly it’s all about the rule of law. 

Can’t Trump fans remove their tongues from his asshole for one goddamn second? People who attach their egos to politicians and groups of politicians at the expense of critically thinking are probably the worst thing happening to American intellect in the modern age.

As I have said before, Sarah Silverman is totally hot.

CATS confirmed to be the hacker.

Then there is the Lunnatron.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

The design was implemented to aid Facebook employees in compliance with Zuckerburg order 66.

That’s not Zathras; its actually his younger brother Zathras.

Yes. Yes. Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people’s needs. Very sad life. Probably have... very sad death. But... at least there is Symmetry.

“YOU PAID FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO NEED THE EDGE.”

Saved you the trouble of looking for the synopses. This is all you need:

What the heck is Zathras doing doing in GoT ??

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.