Another character dies in literally the same episode we meet him in

That’s adorable! Little kids are so literal.

Someone needs to show Cleese the clip from the stand up comic doing a set in NJ, who was not only heckled by Trump trash but actually assaulted—they threw a can of beer at her. And she not only handled it beautifully, getting the rest of the audience to laugh at the Trump trash, but she picked up the can and drank…

Really? I saw him in Equus and I thought he was fantastic. (And that was before I’d seen any of the HP movies, hadn’t yet read the books.)

God, I’m so sorry. I used to work at Burger King when I was a teen—the camaraderie was incredible (as a group we had SO MUCH FUN together) but the rushes could be very difficult. And we never even had to deal with anything like this. My sympathies. Y’all deserve better and definitely RAISES.

There’s Halloween Crunch? I must find this!

nOoNe WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe

Protip: If you have this attitude while ordering, I guarantee you the staff is spitting in your food.

She’s still worth a lot more than he is.

And his career is literally throwing a ball.

So excited!!!!! *claps hands happily* 🎃

So...Viserys lost a bet with Ursula the Sea Witch?

Oh God, yes, please leave us out of all of this.

What?!! Seriously?! Oh frabjous day! *claps hands extremely excitedly*

Kind of off-topic but there’s a musical that’s set in the Caribbean that is (loosely) based on The Little Mermaid (only with the original, unhappy ending). It’s called Once on This Island. Really fantastic score.

I’ve never understood that gloss on LM. What I saw was, her giving up her voice for a guy was a bad thing. Ursula entices her into it, knowing that her voice is what’s purest and best about her—knowing it’s her strength and without it, she’ll have a hard time getting him to fall in love with her. (Well—he already is,…

I did love that kid. The disemboweled guy FAFO.

Good. For. Her.

The shit she said about her kids, and seeing the horrible things her stans are now saying about them, makes my blood boil. Those poor kids love their mom and don’t deserve the hate their getting.

Wasn’t Clerks originally supposed to have a really grim ending where one of them is killed in a robbery?