Also, how has Schwarz had no job for however many years? Inconsistent modeling gigs, half-assery for LVP businesses, and Bravo dollars notwithstanding. And what is Kristen’s job? Are they just assuming they will ride the Bravo gravy train until they are old enough to graduate to a Real Housewives program? Needs better…

Straight female here and I’m with you. I like my men to not look like lab rats. I’ve seen him up close and in person and he looks like a white rodent in human form. It’s disconcerting, not sexy.

Could also be because Andy Cohen is a thirsty and obnoxious fame-whore!

Funny because I am gay and I would rather have sex with a tree rather than Cooper. I see nothing sexy about him, at all.

Ariana was sort of insufferable this last season. I had to give myself the Heimlich Maneuver when I choked on her spewing rant about how serious the craft of comedy something was, and ragged on Kristen about Kristen’s friend trying it ESPECIALLY when she had flopped with her journal entry performance before. “Hardy…

I bestow upon you the honorific of Drunkle.

Drunk uncle here!

I think they’re (we’re) specifically pinging off Dunham because much of her so-called activism has ‘me-me-me-it’s all about me’ qualities. She’s rich enough to go if she wanted to, and she can stay without making a thing of it in the press, but no she just HAD to say some shit about staying to fight on, a fight by the…

Kanye’s always in the news for doing something odd as if I should consider that important. Is it? I’m not even aware of what he does as an artist - if he is one of those. Seems like he’s kind of like what’s her name - Lindsay Lohan - is she an actress or something? Or should I worry about them both instead of other…

That little list of her hardships. Girl, please. Don’t trot out your credentials at us. Everything she does is the worst.

Don’t know about you but I’m planning in being the drunk aunt.

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

I feel like we’re all missing the joke that Joanna is covertly buying gifts for herself under the guise of gifts “for her man”. Unless I’m tripping and maybe your boyfriend is actually Andy Cohen?

then lets just hope she loves me too much to buy me “Women in Trees”

I sincerely hope my live in girlfriend does not read this helplessly boring list

Did you actually read the story? It says RS will cover Erdely’s expenses.

The Gawker award was excessive and likely would not have stood up on appeal had they not settled, but having a snippet of your sex tape published on the internet seems like a pretty harrowing experience to me. There is a lot that is enraging about how Gawker was destroyed by a vengeful billionaire, but it doesn’t…

So is the problem that she’s a bitch? Or just White. What part made her a bitch exactly? Or are all women bitches? Or just White women. And by “I really can’t” can you clarify what you can’t do? Watch her stand up routines? Her show and movies? Let her live? What CAN’T YOU DO? Can you clarify your feelings? Because it…