Yeah, I know. Thanks.

"Like this chocolate rabbit, I too know what it is to feel hollow."

"Remember kids; Hail Hydration—it's a hot one out here today! Stay healthy!"

It happened Thursday before a long weekend. I didn't go to school Friday, and by the time I got back Tuesday, the rumors had gotten rather ludicrous. People thought I was either in prison or on the run, what with my Grand Theft Auto type rampage.

I have a rather long anecdote about Fox 25, so I'll sum it up thusly: when I was in high school in the 90's, I was involved in an accident that injured a fellow student. The family of the student contacted Fox and they sent a team down to interview the family and capture video of me at work from across the street in…

Stilts Cloudnoggin.

So what'll the internet name it? Giraffy McGirafface?

She was like a gateway drug to the harder stuff: Æon Flux.

You think you're better than me because you read the whole headline before commenting? Huh? HUH?!

Well, they had a problem when their Paranoid Android started Climbing Up the Walls, but they were Lucky The Tourist was there to Let (him) Down with the aid of an Airbag.

That fact, while fun, has not changed any minds.

I'm going to need a source on your claim of Bill Kristol not being an idiot.

Banned—you know, "banana" without some "a's" and with an "ed".

That "motion comic" thing is a piece of crap. It's exactly like those crappy YouTube videos where they zoom in on individual panels, and there's one person reading all the dialogue. But your supposed to pay for this.

Hey, lack of “proper parasite destruction” was why they had to deworm, then boot Bannon. Also, something about "raw meat being stored at sickeningly high temperatures."

I don't know, that sounds like a Longshot. No need to Spiral into wild speculation.

That's so 90's!

Yeah, we're being good. No need to get testis.

Who dies first, him or that guy eating pictures of Jason Segel? Wait…it doesn't matter.

I'd feel bad bringing Aubrey into this. Hell, I feel like I owe the Shadow King an apology.