We have no idea what year Legion takes place in, but the intervening years (however long that may be) have been very rough on the Shadow King.

5 goddamn billion dollars.
http://www.ibtimes.com/did-…

'Tween-detective: Chief, you want me to go undercover and see if I dig up some dirt?
Chief: No, Tweentective, you're just two days away from retirement.

It's kinda long, so I just skimmed it…but what's you're big point? That he's a New Order fan? So what? They're great. What, he's a nazi because he didn't mention Ian Curtis? The liberal press will try to attack him on anything. It's absurd.

Death of a Salesman 4: Weekend At Loman's

[Blows monster fat cloud]
It's encouraged, baby-man.

“We strive to have a baby, a dog, a fire and a crash on every front page”
The A.V. Club

When I die, in lieu of flowers, send farts and procreations.

Look, pal, it's 2017, we're not calling female villains villainesses anymore, ok? And you can't smoke in here either.

Can we get a Ken Burns style documentary on Jizz music?

Well that's just classist; I can't afford a landing pad for my private plane—I have to take a bus to it.

I spend more time on buses—can we ban calls on them? And food that has more than a two-foot smell-radius?

+1 avatar/comment synergy.

"He had a soft spot for Wendy and Danny and thought that, at the end of a horror film, the audience should be reassured that everything was back to normal." That's asking a bit much, as the family was nearly murdered by the father/husband. Poor phrasing, anyway.

God, as conceived as a personal, interventionary, non-Deist entity?

"[A] constant, confusing mélange of amusement, reflexive pity, and horror."
—The A.V. Club

Alright, I'll do it: 2 Hidden 2 Fences. Happy?

But Georgia's the quintessential East Coast state!

Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

Always and forever.