Wow. How did I miss this? Thank you.

The actor who played Uncle Fester was the titular kid in Charlie Chaplin's The Kid. I'll take that tail now, thank you.

Likewise for ebooks, which are often MORE expensive than paperbacks (and sometimes hardcovers).

Totally misread this, thought Tim Heidecker's On Cinema character put out an album. Anyway, carry on.

One for every farty boner corpse. Are farty boner corpses still a thing?

The notion that prisons are too cushy, and what's really needed is some old school Alcatraz hard-assery, is so vile and untethered from reality. I had a (rich, out of touch) boss who used to go on about that. I'll never watch this show, but I hope the two, er, volunteers who go in with this belief, leave knowing…

You think they're going to Brita it?

Pussy Fart, huh? Makes me think of a certain AVC commenter…

You want Paul F. Tompkins toe? I can get you Paul F. Tompkins toe, believe me. There are ways Herald.

PFT might be my favorite human being, but I'm going to have to disagree with him here.

I second that. Just learned about it and downloaded the free version last week, and it's made reading the AVC on my phone (the only device I read AVC on) so much less annoying.

The only good Denis Leary is a defenestrated Denis Leary.

Only if Jesse steals his cigarettes and throws him through a window.

I wish Bill Hicks was alive to make an appearance.

Reagan's Watchmen changed comics forever.

Long pig.

I haven't seen any "Power Bottom" jokes in these comments. It's statistically impossible no one made it. I'll have to keep scrolling.

Have you tried their seasonal triple IPA? (I.e. this season.) It's goddamn pricey, but well worth it.

I'm drinking a 9.1% Six Point Resin right now, and it is a thing of beauty.

Velvet Glove is stunning. I got that little top hat guy tattooed on me.