I've been on the scrunchie bandwagon for 2 years now - I'm proving once again: I'm fashion forward and proud of my poor taste!

Why the hell would I want vertical video? It's bad enough cell phone users do it - you want dslr video makers to do it too?

Maybe I gave you a bad link: I see it here from Amzon $149 new http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

I can't believe you all missed this price reduction:

While I do not want to be treated like a child, it's important to note: I'd be ok with anything which lets me press my lips against Alicia Silverstone's.

Obvious response:

I applaud her initiative and I'm certain that by the end she did have a point to make (which she made quite well). But knowing what I know from spending time with 11 year-olds, I have to suspect this quest was originally prompted by the desire to go to McDonald's on a regular basis.

I don't think such spicy language is allowed here mister...

I think "Kirk takes on God... and Wins" is the hint of potpourri in your eau de midlife.

Here's how it could work... there's a McGuffin they'll need to help them face down Spider-man. Play it out as a heist film with the inner battles between them all. At the end they come out unified, ready to take on Spider-man. Boom.

Obviously you don't ride if you don't appreciate the importance of proper nether region protecting. #paddedshortsforthewin

Couple this with google glass and I am sold! Takes glasshole to a new level!

I think I'm officially a bad person for noting there's a tasteless joke hidden in your comment.

Calling it now - Skye will become Captain Marvel. :p

Any chance Lifehacker After Hours is part of this? Quite frankly the Anal sex article was rather sad and made me realize you really could use a professional sex educator. My first proposed article: Shop at Home Depot for Sex Toys: Find the Right Tool to DO the Job ;).

It boggles my mind there has never been an Indiana Jones cartoon — Grave Robber... er... Archaeologist/ Adventurer is a great storytelling engine.

Well since you invited it...

TL;DR

Thanks for glossing over the fact that MOST of the Amazon services aren't available to android users. For example: the lending library is restricted to folks with a physical kindle and not the kindle apps. Instant video is unsupported on Android; etc.

Aren't 2nd hand rings bad luck? The person who owned it was either dead or divorced.