Non-troll, seriously-curious-as-to-opinion question: Doesn't the fact that making fun of women for being crazy when they have PMS is considered pretty universally hacky, unoriginal, lame, unfunny and way too easy to do nullify a lot of the worry over whether this particular issue will give those same morons more…

"That's weird... temporary paralysis usually comes just before you get knocked out of the game..."

Not much else to do when urine Kansas City...

Not much else to do when urine Kansas City...

Leland, calming down after all his fucks, then turned to his left and demoted the player next to Bonds for being unsatisfactory and a pain in the ass.

There's hope for everyone.

"Yeah, no."

Poor Khachaturian...

John counts landed me in jail in Vegas twice.

Actually mine was a homophone, not a rhyme.

Hmmm not according to my Word word count. Did you count the title?

Yeah there's some overlap there. 1980 is often called the end of Gen X or the beginning of Gen Y. No one seems sure where people born that year seem to fall.

Also, either way, my penis.

This was a really bad look for Haynes

And this was a really bad look for Hanes

Other things St. Louisans don't say:

1. No thank you, I would prefer not to supersize that.
2. Holy shit our football team is awesome!
3. Honey, tonight let's go downtown and show the kids some real culture.
4. Isn't it nice not to be in the top three most murderous cities in the US and the top 50 most murderous cities in…

Cool story, guy who's seen Billy Madison a few times...

Meh, fuck it, I'm just trying to lowbrow myself some recs now.

Tell me about it.

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
By Wendel Clark Bar

“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

That's the exact same face I make when I get a double header.

Fuck that, hail mary time.

Russell Wilson jersey has some nice breasts.