This is known as the "Anti-Luke Perry" record, due to his mediocre box office performance.

Oh? Sorry. I appreciate the advice, obviously I don't comment here often or know what I'm doing. I must be drunk or maybe high. Certainly a little slow witted. I'll be sure to take what you said to heart. You R SMRT.

Why Injured Athletes Like Gronk Aren't Allowed To Be Cautious

What about a challenge zone? Maybe a circle that's an extra three or six inches in radius from the centre of the bag drawn around the base?

"Probably."

"He certainly killed my inner child, anyway."

There's a particular facial expression I would like to make in response to this but damned if I can remember what it's called...

Retired NFL Players Shown To Have Humongous Brain Defecits

This is what happens when anyone can get a student loan and go to grad school, Obama.

I hate Jerry jonesing. Following Phish around just ain't the same...

Now, let's all be sure to keep our eyes out for athletically inclined babies from now on.

Fryer, schmuck, caught robbin' banks in his 'hood.

Huh. Go figure. Well I didn't see your original comment. But yeah, you seem a little bitter about something.

You know, a good Dodgers mascot would have evaded capture.

A week in the life of a beat writer

A director!

Yeah but that sheriff has been on heroin for the last 20 years so what does he know.

Yeah I just found the original comment he's referencing.

For the record I like cheesy puns.

Wait what did I do? Or did I miss something?

"Good, they should be sued! Maybe now someone will convince them to change their name as well."

- Pete Rose