So true, if there's no image then the court of public opinion does not care

Diana is such an awesome reporter. If I was a shady sports figure, I'd be absolutely terrified of her.

Why does he owe some random student an apology, ridiculous

He was 100% screwed there, no matter what he said

Well he was right

Good point. I couldn't imagine how it would feel to hang them up after a lifetime of being treated like a god for their talent. That's their whole identity.

Also, deadspin is humping the Jesus out of these stories this season.

This is 100% inaccurate in MD Pinkham, come on man I know you've served some time here.

Pretty sure I woke up my roommates laughing at the David Thorne bit.

The team sucks, that's all.

Great read. Any theories on why the NFL would go out of its way to do this?

Well done, good sir.

Dats raysis

3/5s Comp. = Electoral college; House representation

This will happen soon.

This is so terrible, not to mention demonstrably false. An interesting hill to die on, Damon.

drew@deadspin.com

To be a Redskins coach means unofficially assuming the role as the organization’s resident Baghdad Bob.

He's anything but rich.

“I have full confidence that Geno will turn it over.”