No, the cause was cardiopulmonary arrest. The chip was the instigating factor, but both an enlarged heart AND a congenital heart defect together are a ticking timebomb if left untreated.

“Charlyne Yi Alleges Emotional Assault On AV Club Message Board”

In an ideal world nobody would care about seeing some female-presenting nipples.

You watch pieces of shit during breakfast? 

They’re a troll. Their account name is tomatofacial.

Influencers want everything except self respect.

You know the real winner here? The city of Portland. Every time I come here, it gets harder and harder to leave. Must be something in the water.

I watch pieces of shit like this during breakfast

They should remember to put a chick in it and make her gay and lame.

More like David Cop-a-feel, am I right?

No, they’re saying that the problems Germain has with the movie are not problems for them.

I was just joking because I am, in fact, an AVC contributor from ten years ago, also being accused of writing rage-bait click-farm whatever now!

I will say that Rise of Skywalker is the worst of the nine episodes in a walk, and is still a better-looking and more entertaining movie than its reputation suggests. But it really isn’t built for repeat viewings and it’s so self-sabotaging. It just feels like it’s written in such a panic. I really wonder what would…

Yeah, I wish they had more AVC writers here from, say, ten years ago, rather than the rage-bait click-farming jerkwads they trot out these days. 

I think they actually got booted today, finally. Articles with their comments earlier today no longer have those comments.

Hmmm, I wonder if that might also apply to certain even-earlier Star Wars movies!

Nah, it’s just Paul Keating, you ignorant cunt.

Do you guys refer to Senators as “unrepresentative swill” as well?

The best bit is he heard my written text, which means my voice plays in his head ever time I type.

No edge. He’s like the least edgiest comedian. (Drilled bowling balls can have up to three edges.) The important thing is that my comment cause recoegnitions to crack the sads over it: