I'm honestly not sure if it "counts" as abuse or not, but a 7 year old carefully sitting down and "spreading" her one-year old sister's genitals open - not just sneaking a peak or playing mutual doctor or something - is not right. It doesn't have to be sexual in nature, either - 'curiosity' is no excuse for boundary…

No.

Ohhhh, God.

Except for Sons Of Anarchy, of course!

Fun Fact: the demon masquerading as Michael Jackson was only defeated after six 12 year olds gangbanged each other instead of him.

Actually, it's Cujo that he doesn't remember writing. Seriously.

I am properly chastened.

One of the more amusing parts of the interview: his conviction that when Michael Chiklis (sic, probably) killed a fellow cop in the pilot for The Shield, it was a 'seismic change' for television.

Ayuh.

Uh, excuse me, I think you mean ASS Weasels.

"Recognized 'Sheila Frankenstein Van Helsing' as the former 'Batwoman' of The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman."

"Her, Usher, and Beyonce have higher standards impressed on them because press/people tell others they're not MERELY commercial. They're artists."

This is the least interesting thing she could've done. Seriously.

As a long time avant-prog-whatever geek, hearing Sonic Youth referred to as an 'art rock' band gave me a little evil grin.

So, going by the photo, the divorce and band split have turned Moore from an eternally young, somewhat odd-looking Angel-Headed Hipster into…Cheesy Skeleton Dad.

This reminds me - I heard "Loser" on the radio the other day, and no matter how much pleading I hear to explore his other work in the responses to this, I will always hate Beck for that song. Always. I don't care if lines like "Gettin crazy with the Cheez-Whiz!" are meant to be ironic - THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE.

…So how is this different from any band tuning up?

…Has she really progressed to icon? Already?

She cut that whole section out, thankfully for her.

YES. Thank you. Someone on the inside agrees with me.