Our system is almost unimaginably broken.

She’s both allowed to leave (by buying out her own contract) and not being forced to work (she can choose either to not work or to work with someone who is not Dr. Luke but is on his label). Her situation is horrible and unacceptable, but slavery it is not.

“I never did that. Have you seen my wife? That woman is just trying to bring attention to her lousy failing paper. Ugly! Sad!”

The first thing I thought about when I read the woman’s article about what happened was the absolutely vile barrage of insults about her looks she’s going to receive from his supporters. Not what happened or how bad Trump is for saying that but literally, “I probably would have kept quiet because she is in for a world…

What out lesbian actresses of her caliber, age, and fame (because it won’t be a no name actress because Hollywood) would be out there as options? I can only come up with Sarah Paulson.

What, you wonder, would have set Trump off on a tangent about the attractiveness of the group in front of him?

What you’re saying is true, but is also irrelevant. People who should be denied personal fire arms should not be officially trained killers. Rapists, domestic abusers, and others with similar backgrounds should not be allowed in the army. Better to have a smaller army than one that poses a threat to both Americans and…

Sure. Whatever the legal name is for the crime where something is stolen but no one is injured or threatened.

I think kids deserve a second chance, but offering them the military or jail is unacceptable. There’s no choice there. A second chance is about rehabilitation and decreasing recidivism. It should not manifest as what is basically tantamount to forced conscription.

By all means, please accept mentally unstable men and women with criminal histories into the military and then train them to kill. That’s a super great idea that has no chance of backfiring.

Seriously. I’m impressed that he manages to play even though his body is going through grappling with the testosterone that turns his gender into raging assholes.

“You know, the hormones and different stuff, we don’t need to go into details.”

Hindsight’s 20/20 Murray. Everyone should have had the foresight to sleep with a multi-millionaire.

“What are you proving here? You aren’t even wearing the glasses...”

It’s OK, I’m not greedy. I’ll settle for 50K a month

I would never dare make an important life decision without the support of internet people, so I thank you for your critical encouragement.

As I head to work, Dirtbag has inspired me to pursue the new profession of getting knocked up by a famous person. Preferably not an anti semitic, racist asshole, but definitely one who can afford 100K in child support.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Makes sense. Was secretly hoping you guys relied on rock, paper, scissors or something but this clearly works, too.

When big, intense stories come in, who do you decide writes them? For example, how did Burke end up with Manti Te’o and Diana with Greg Hardy?