Man, I have no words for this...

SOP is to assume the opposite thing from what they say is (probably) true.

Fuzzy little murder machines.

A workplace ban on Nerf wars is the fastest way to start a Nerf war, after all.

Good call. The problems vastly outweigh the good in that one.

Cool! I love it when you guys (The Root writers) keep the creative fires burning, and I’m glad for him.

(Props to your sister. You’ve got a sibling you can count on. Let her know she’s awesome, would you?)

Yeah. A home office makes it easier to actually get into the working mindset, too - can recommend.

And wash your hands!

Sigh. tl;dr, you got the subject and object wrong. I’d diagram the sentence, but I don’t think it’ll show up well in Kinja. Read it this way:

Kind of a long way of saying that, in practice, no one’s a 0 or a 6.

You just want to pet it while it purrs...

You stay healthy too, man.

Cool! I hope the attitude spreads!

Class 0 would seem to include the moon rocket Tintin rode in, which was designed with as much science as Herge could muster.

The latte sounds nice.

Where I live, Dick’s and Ivar’s have a couple of sauces I don’t mind using on their competitors’ products.

“...because you may have to, if this outbreak gets too much worse!”

It ended well! I’m glad for these kind of stories, where people step up and be good.

It genuinely takes time to go through a new box of soaps. Say, two months per bar per person? Two people use up a bar in a month, four-person family uses two bars a month? One eight-pack will still get you through the season.