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Impressive. I’ve found a way to be wrong about a hypothetical. Quick, spread the word to the philosophers that it is now possible to say there is in fact a china teapot somewhere between here and Mars.

(I have to admit, I was a little concerned about quoting a Poe story here on The Root. It is something that comes from a time of inelegant strife and indifferent disparity, albeit while also being a allegory cloaked in timelessness. Or maybe ‘The Death of the Author’ is taken seriously here - I don’t know. But it is

Four counts of capital murder, one count of attempted murder. And he didn’t kill any of them himself.

It would be asinine to have that many competing interests in one room, figuratively and literally. You would need extra layers of bureaucracy to keep track of not just population but also representatives, and staffing needs would turn it into an employer of significant size in the US. (It turns into a combinatorial

Japan. ...and also America, if you believe that other dude.

The red death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal — the madness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and

...no, the WTF is over shooting him in the cop car instead of finding some excuse to do it elsewhere. (Also, that’s some serious possibility of hearing damage.)

There’s collars, there’s bomb suit collars, and then there’s these collars. And they’re still not big enough.

What have you got against Americans?

Don’t do this to me man, don’t make me this hungry on a Friday morning...

*(there is no river, and there is no view)

Like I said: it’s lost on Americans.

...so he was on a subway, went from one car to the next while still on that subway, and got sprayed then shot for it? Am I understanding this BS correctly?

In the front passenger seat of a cop car. 

Two issues, one cop.

*sigh* ...and now the GIFing commences.

...honestly, that’s a refreshingly forthright apology coming from an internet personality. 

...Ever hear of an Aussie docu-series called Bush Mechanics?

You could also argue that part of CA’s problem is a glut of lawyers - the grease that makes squeaky wheels louder.