...my point is that it’s the husband’s responsibility to not be dumb. And you are trying to make it the wife’s fault?

Honestly? Surprisingly well. 

No, they’ll see it as jurisprudence.

*incoherent swearing in tongues*

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it hath no stalk; the bud shall yield no meal: if so be it yield, the strangers shall swallow it up.

John Cusack.

*looks up from cold train-station bento*

...the flu hasn’t become less deadly; we’ve just gotten better at treating it (and improving living standards so we’re generally healthy enough to fight it off, etc.). But it took generations for that to happen! And this dude thinks it can happen before Election Day?

I suspect it was something more acute and recent instead. 5 years is a long time for stuff to happen in.

The good news is that it is decried by a majority of people; turns out American Conservatives are a tiny minority of the world population.

...dunno about it being a language itself, but Glossolalia is an amusing thing to study as far as linguistics go. (The takeaway is that it uses sounds already known to the speaker.)

A worthwhile lesson to take from these stories if you’re a restaurant employee? Just say no to racist nonsense.

One of the things I try to do for my wife is to not be this dumb, and/or drag her into the swirling whirlpool of my dumbness.

That is a shame.

Yeah. Aluminum was difficult to produce in quantity until the late 1800s - more or less immediately after they made the monument capstone, in fact. 

We mark our nation’s capital with a 555-foot-tall white wang.

...look, you gotta be more specific. Thanks to that other craziness making WA famous right now, “NE Seattle” might as well include Gold Bar as far as the nation’s concerned.

Now that Trump is president, anyone can be president, including you.

*wakachicka wakachicka*

Of course there’s eight meatballs...