Holy shit, I think I need a cane or a walker or something... Because, yanno, in my day a fancy top was called a blouse.

I look at bralettes and think this will only work of you don’t actually need a bra. What are my 34 Ds supposed to do with this?

I’m not alone in thinking those blouses, especially the white one one the left that look like someone turned doilies into a blouse, are hideous, am I? I wouldn’t wear them if you gave them to me. And it’s not just because I avoid wearing white.

We just moved and I found a bunch of fancy tops in the back of my closet.

I’ll never understand high fashion. Anna Wintour looks and dresses terribly, in my opinion. Same haircut/color, giant sunglasses that hide her face and a floral dress seemingly all the time. I don’t get it.

yessss. I am so ready for the weird shoulder hole obsession to be over.

Yeah, I wear blouses from Kohl’s and Ann Taylor to work every day with dress pants. I think Vogue doesn’t realize not all of have been allowed to wear t-shirts and jeans to work so “dressy tops” aren’t exactly a comeback item.

Anything is better than this shit.

All I want is a top that doesn’t require me to wear ANOTHER top underneath so that my bra doesn’t show. Why is everything so see-through?!

The plus size clothing world is finally catching on to the minimalism, and I like it. Until recently, I feel like the “going out top” was the only option in plus size women’s clothing. The message was always “COVER THAT FAT WITH A BOLD PRINT MADE OF LOOSE POLYESTER AND DARK PANTS ONLY.”

As someone with giant boobs, I…

I am an Old at age 41 and apparently lived through this trend the first time. I am still not sure what a fancy top is (blouses were a thing in the 2000s?!) and why we would want to wear crappy synthetic fabrics that need to be dry cleaned.

Lol “jeans and a nice top” has been my going-out go-to for decades now and YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!

That’s everyone’s favorite person, B.D. Wong!!! Have loved him ever since I saw him on “All American Girl”.

Hi. So, who, um is the hunk with the tie in the back. I’ll just wait here. *whistles*

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

They searched her vagina for 11 minutes! I don’t mean for this to sound flippant, but, JHC, vaginas are not that big. It does not take that long to search one. (And this is ignoring the fact that, even if their suspicions were true, they should have taken her to a hospital to have a medical professional inspect her.)…

I want them both convicted of a sex crime, and forced to register as offenders.

Just to follow up....a friend of mine was once forcibly searched (unjustly) for drugs in a devolopping country with a reputation for human right violations. Did the police strip search her in the street? No, they took her to the hospital where trained medical professionals searched her. It was scary and demeaning,…

Do people regularly ride around town with marijuana in their vaginas? Why would they do that? I mean, if the police had serious cause to believe a young woman shoved drugs up her vagina, take her to the hospital! That would be cause for concern. If I thought someone was using marijuana as a tampon I’d be very…