He absolutely thinks she “made” him murder her.

According to the full story, they had only been aboard for 6 hours before he killed her. That makes me think he had every intention of killing her and dumping her body in the ocean. Why he would do it in front of their children or anyone else I can’t fathom, but it seems a little too convenient that mere hours after…

And I bet he blames her

“My life is over.”

“My life is over.” No, that would be Kristy - it’s her life that’s over because of you. Your kids’ lives are incredibly fucked up, because of you. But your life will go on. The tragedy is complete.

Um, separation? Divorce? GTF outta town? These are options to solve the “problem”. Murder isn’t.

So what are the odds that this isn’t the first incident of domestic violence by this man? I’m also running with the idea that she wasn’t even laughing at him.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

Whatever you do, don’t throw your hands in the air, shout “Wheeee,” and try to get people to lean left and right with you.

Seriously. Every damn time I read one of these stories, I wonder how our police became such nervous little wimps. Barney Fife in tactical gear, the lot of ‘em.

Exactly. There’s a lot of confusion going on on my Facebook feed of, “Durrr... why would she slap a police car?”

“Became deceased” is not passive voice. The ability to combine with “become” is one of the tests for whether you are dealing with an adjectival passive rather than a true passive, and this isn’t even an adjectival passive because “decease” is not transitive.

Okay, but you also need to consider the car’s feelings. Some cars are very sensitive and you can understand why the police were very protective of it.

Where are all these pants-pissing cops coming from? I mean, someone slaps your car and your reaction is SHOOT THEM DEAD?! FFS I lived in Chicago; my car got slapped by angry cyclists and pedestrians if I was a half inch over the crosswalk line.

Well, none of the actresses looked anything like the stars they portrayed. The worst was Jessica Lange - she looked nothing like Joan Crawford, and the way they portrayed her as this shaky old lady was absurd.

Ashley will still never love you.

Miss deHavilland should have sued Cathy Jones instead, for her criminally bad portrayal. I saw no resemblance to Olivia deHavilland at all in looks, carriage, demeanor, or in any other way whatsoever. None.

I love Olivia. Ryan Murphy is overrated.

She’s a mealy-mouthed ninny, and I hate her.