Speak for yourself. I’m not sanctimonious at all which is why I’m so great.

Colin Cowherd’s dad, everyone.

Oh come on. Let’s not all be coy here. The Iowa player rebounded the ball with four seconds left and tried to do the sportsman-like thing and stand there and let the clock run out. But the North Dakota player rushed him and ripped the ball out of his hands. It’s pretty clear that that’s the issue, not the fact that…

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

You’re in the future, buddy. So what’s 2016 like? I bet it’s pretty rad.

Not to mention his dad did the job, too, so he obviously knows what he’s doing.

He did.

Whoa, whoa, FRICKIN WHOA! There aint nah such thing as FORMER Bostonian. Once a Bostonian always a Bostonian. We’re like the Marines except drunker. Semper Boston.

Go see Manchester by the Sea. Affleck is so broken that his life actually gets better when more members of his family start hating him. Plus, there’s a scene between him and Michelle Williams that is so good people would pay $12 just to go see that as a 6-minute feature film.

Hoes are for closers, motherfucker.

That phone reminds me of this instant classic from last night.