IS PUNCTUATION A LIBERAL PLOT? DON’T YOU HATE WHEN THEY CORRECT YOUR SPELLING & GRAMMAR? 

I made my boy get a screw driver and remove the seat from the toilet and clean the entire thing, inside and out, whenever he left a mess.

You must be very proud of them!

God, I used to work at the Boys and Girls Club and... yeah. I’d walk into the boys room and just hold my breath and kick every stall handle with my foot because they were all full.

That was no doubt a slide with like 8 lanes called “Surf Hill” which had a sitting area at the base. At Surf Hill you’d have a rubbery mat and lay on your belly gripping the mat with your hands and gain some considerable speed which was finally slowed by hitting a flat stretch filled with about a foot of water at the…

in america, you pay for one beverage....by god you’re going to drink 17 glasses of that beverage (i don’t even finish a regular bottle of coke at the house....but you put a glass in front of me at a restaurant, and promise unlimited refills? i’ll drink 13 gallons of the stuff) faster than you ever thought you could…

“in america, you pay $3 for one beverage....by god you’re going to drink 17 glasses what will cost the restaurant $1 of that beverage”

I’ve never felt more like Wiley Coyote in my life. For sure we’re going to get that pesky roadrunner this time!

Honestly, my husband tends to drink a lot of water with dinner, and we always appreciate when the waitstaff is on top of his refills. (And yes, we tip well accordingly.)

You’re correct. It common practice for defense attorneys to alter the appearance of clients for just that reason.

Im an iced tea or water man myself but the refill situation is paramount to the success of the meal.

I’ve seen a photo of that ‘Canonball Loop’ slide, but I thought it was fake.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

hyper-vigilant is the new code for “scared of black people”

your waiter/waitress has 3-4,000 tables under their purview, each with rapidly depleting beverages. it feels less creepy to stop in and ask a question real quick than it does to silently stalk past your table eyeballing your drinks to see how fast they need to get refills covered.

D.A usually refers to District Attorney aka Prosecutor &/ team, Legally.

It’s simple. Suppose we went to a sandwich place for lunch yesterday.

Just came by to say I love your screen name.

It doesn’t need to be a large group, Allison. Wherever there are two vaginas, murder is the subtext.

One is a vagina, two are vaginii, and a large group is called a murder of vaginii.