I think he would greatly benefit from NOT denying this.

By your logic fans of boxing, wrestling, NASCAR, and hockey are also bad people.  

“Sorry guys, I can’t play hoops with you today.  I forgot to plug in my sneakers last night...”

I’m too vanilla to have sex with Chocolate

North Bend Truck Stop has a Popeye’s!

I eat the shells on peanuts!

For the “My parents beat me and I turned out OK” crowd:

So, correct me if I did my math wrong, but 3 days is the same as 72 hours right? So actually she DID come close to the limits of human endurance. Right?

The configuration of nearly EVERY SINGLE checkout station in the US.  ;)

I’m on a work computer and something tells me that I should not do this thing...

I read country not county...kudos to you all the same!

Meanwhile, in the US parents are suing school districts to keep 1 nurse for every 3 schools.

I’ve heard this vacuum sucks...

I’ve heard this vacuum sucks...

Not the same but....

Indeed I have. I was mostly pointing out that you actually said that your oath included coming in as an “Essential worker”:

Do you know how happy I would be to have this on my background check

What was your EXACT oath? Did it include something like “I promise to come to work even if I am not being paid”? or was it the general uphold and protect the constitution?

and by glass of water you mean a glass of liberal tears right?

I told them this today. You can too if you like:

As a guy I can honestly say that I have NEVER been offended when a lady friend of mine uses the restroom. NEVER. Not before sex not after sex not during dinner not during a movie. NEVER.