Mein Kampf had not been available in Germany since 1945. This edition is 2000 pages because it could only be sold fully annotated. But it’s been in the US for 90 years in its original, unexplained form - which is still illegal in Germany.

Please. Trump just thinks she’s offering to sing a song about seedless watermelons.

Donald’s thinking it over but he’s just not sure yet...

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

I will only watch “Revenge Body” if it includes an ‘80's-style montage that includes working out, getting a hair cut, and throwing away/burning photos of the ex. Can Kenny Loggins write a new song?

I love Mark Hamill, but let’s not post too many videos of him and call to much attention. 2017 is fresh out of the gate and probably wants to make an impression.

I actually pay for Twitter. I run a couple brand accounts. It’s what I do for money. So......

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched it and never once realized that was Carrie F. I felt like such a doofus when I saw a clip of it on the news.

Turns out when Kara tried to give the eyeliner away to a friend (the color didn’t work on her), the eyeliner REAPPEARED IN HER MAKEUP CASE THE NEXT DAY.

As a ball-haver, I’ll say this. Getting hit in the balls is awful. But if men are going to be bigger and stronger (generally, there are a lot of women that could kick my ass in a fair fight) then women absolutely should go after the balls when threatened. I taught my sister that, I taught my nieces that, and it’s the…

I’m sorry, having your friends laugh at you being routinely groped and so feeling like the best you can do is laugh along is “putting up a front you can’t maintain”? Fuck that. You grab me, you get what you get.

Then men should keep their knees together.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

I doubt Ivanka’s ever spoken to Tiffany unless she was in public and forced to. I can’t see her giving her father’s anchor baby the blessing of her attention, not even to belittle her.

Based on things she’s said since the election, I think she just wanted a winner. She does not care in the least about....well, anything, I think. She seems utterly without conscience. But she is over the moon that “her guy won.” She can’t stop saying it. And her winner was a guy everyone was saying couldn’t win. She’s…

Forgot a couple of White women:

53% of white women who VOTED. There were too many who chose not to vote at all, and they are equally culpable.