Yeah this seems eerily reminiscent of the netgear fiasco that no one believed was possible until some beautiful nerd proved it. Crazy until proven correct I guess. Also yeah, why would they just be like oh yeah we have those... They wouldnt risk stock plummet unless they have a plan to get out in front of that scandal.

Your trolling abilities are top notch. I mean you’re absolutely out of your mind but got damn that’s some good trolling.

Wait, so does that mean that because there is Carbon in dynamite and I too am made of Carbon therefore I am dynamite? Thank you, thank you I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your blog writers.

Fair point assuming they don’t default to the easiest path which is to just not install anything. That may be me just being an optimist.

This may be the single greatest blow to bloatware I’ve ever laid eyes on. 

I find myself enjoying the particular cut of your jib.

Unless its the murder of its drivers or passengers in which case they are asleep at the proverbial wheel.

I could never get into this trend. Don’t get me wrong I too like my motor vehicle lowered but, if a rogue speed bump could take it all away, is it really worth the street cred? They remind of of when cartoon cars get flabbergasted or some shit if i’m honest.

Dan,

I really truly don’t know why we even entertain Tamara Linguine and her mouth diarrhea 

Im genuinely curious as to what content they see that has damaged them so severely. I have friends who got deployed to war zones and came back normal so I am really curious what kind of manchurian candidate level shit they have to look at. I just imagine them being strapped to a chair with goggles and a spaghetti…

Hands down the most metal dog I’ve ever seen. No? OK, I will C...T my way out. OK now I’m done. Get well soon Patches.

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Yeah I agree with you on that. That part that sucks is ever since I got back from the sandbox I can’t fall asleep to save my life. 

Damn this struck a bit of a nerve for me. How many times you deploy?

I just had a depressing thought. Maybe they should give them back to the people they took them from. Imagine knowing that since 2015 you had hundreds of calls with a loved one who passed away and some poor signals analyst just has to go and empty his computer trash to erase all those memories from existence. Great now…

Guys,

Agreed Texas Pete was a staple of my military career and whats your stance on Cholula?

What if this lonely middle finger was put here to test me on this Monday? Are we sure it’s not aliens? On a serious note is that too old to analyze stuff like mineral content from diet and other health related stuff?

Dude if you never put that snake tongue on that amazon smirk I never would have realized how much that looks like a silhouette of a penis. For that I hate you, but great article otherwise.