Piquet Jr. crashing into someone? That's unheard of!

*Initiating standard Jalop reply*

By far, some of the coolest cruisers were the 1980s NYPD Plymouth Gran Furys and Dodge Diplomats. The color-schemes were great, the red/white aerodynic/aerotwin lightbars were very good looking, and the overall package surely stands out on the road.

And not to be outdone...Saabs in Aspen too.

Saabs in Vail.

Gall had to amend the letter after realizing that "Poonerman" was in fact Burke's own username.

Maybe he can "pray away the gray," too.

For future reference, when an article includes the word "tacky" you should begin your web research by typing in "Ken Block Inspired" and then the noun you are searching for.

Skin-toning is essential for a successful makeover.

Historically the driver of a chariot stood on the right side, enabling him to better whip his horses (and those on foot) without disturbing the passenger. In the early days of automotive development, designers of automobiles in nations under monarchy or empire typically followed this tradition with a driver on the…

That Ford was releasing a diesel powered Ranger in 2015 in the US.

Midsize truck AND diesel - because #AndIsBetter

Automatic transmissions are awesome!

She then went on to win silver medal in Cunt Punting at the '36 Olympics in Munich.

He could just burn the car. Punch a hole in the gas cap.

WHY ARE WE ASKING ABOUT HER BUSH AND HER ASS AND NOT ASKING ABOUT THAT GODDAMN GODAWFUL SEAM ON THE SIDE OF THE DRESS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Fucking hipsters.

So, wait. She claimed to be God, then stole a lighter?

And here's me thinking my stockpiles of revulsion had been exhausted on the NPOCP Corvette. Turns out there's plenty more left in the tank. At least nothing classic has been destroyed to make this monstrosity. Small miracles.

Correction: Those are actually the Jaguars, Eagles, Browns, Bills and Panthers trophy display cases.