My top 3 picks are Christian, Jordan, and Luke (because of the unicorn). Chad is an obvious roid-rager with serious anger issues and Daniel is straight up terrible and should have been sent packing. And Vinny is a definite serial killer.

Oh my gawd! Now begins my other favorite contest: which of these awful men will end up on bachelor in paradise??

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

omg hazle weatherfield i love your work

Good lord, did someone film the boy throwing up on the side of the road? That is horrible.

I thought maybe he was hiding it b/c it looked hella bad, but I think he looks cute!! I enjoyed his longer hair but this isn’t like a tragic haircut for him or anything.

Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

Thanks, let's do this again in 6 months.

Shoutout to you for holding a 6 month grudge against an internet bro with multiple layers of anonymity. That's dedication.

I mean, this will be his 4th Olympics. So..........................................................

No doubt she had to fight and fight hard considering she joined before orchestras switched to blind auditions. She was clearly a BAMF.

The whole point of the song is that nothing gets in the way of the performance.

The lyrics are just so fitting. The show must go on!

imagine being a woman five feet and three inches tall, literally with the last name of little, and having the sheer brass to say, ‘sure, why not tackle the largest instrument in the orchestra’

I love that this story is on Jez. I was performing on stage with her on Sunday. I didn’t know her personally, but by all reports she was an awesome woman and will be dearly missed.

Is there anything more you could ask than dying doing the thing you love? I hope I die in the middle of eating a plate of fish tacos during some really vigorous sex.

I heard about this and I didn't know how awesome this woman was. She died doing something she loved and worked hard at. She was dedicated.

Yep, we should definitely be so lucky!