Oh, it’s like the NCAA?

So basically we need to make sure women are equal even when they’re not actually equal, got it.

I guess they are going to have to up the prices of beer at the games.

The 20 fans in attendance with be thrilled

Listen to this person with the Grimace avatar.

Other Jerry Graham stories (all of these are real): Letting little Vince Jr bleach his hair blond, pooping in the bathtub of numerous homes he was the guest in, losing all his savings when his mom gave it all to the Rev Billy Graham (as opposed to Superstar), and stealing his mother’s dead body from the hospital with…

Oh weird, what a coincidence.

#69. mike shirt is nothing if not a classy motherfucker.

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

He’s gonna be out for weeks? If he was in the NBA he wouldn’t have even come out of the game.

I speak Spanish, but I don’t understand why networks put Latin announcers who cannot fluently speak English on an English broadcast.

I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?

White people who live in majority minority communities often end up being super racist.

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Oft-injured as well, which hurt his consistency. Heck, this retirement game was supposed to happen months ago but he wasn’t fit.

During a practice lunch interview, a coach chided her for ordering cranberry juice, saying it could be interpreted as a sign of a urinary-tract infection, she recalls.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

In this case, it’s Sharna Burgess. Poor Sharna, she always gets assigned terrible partners.