Also, fuck all y’all.

Now after my past-8 P.M. crankiness, I see that it’s more unfair to associate a team of 18-22 year-olds to the decision of a misguided and ignorant North Carolinian government. To claim that Duke University basketball has anything to do with a governmental and political matter is simply unfair to those athletes and…

A reverberant echo of hope for a nation in crisis.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

I would’ve liked to have seen Andrew Carroll there. He’s sort of like how Emile Heskey was back in the early 00s, mostly useless in England, absolutely terrifying in Europe.

Oliver Kahn retired at 39, Schmeichel had to stop at 40. The point is that Guzman and Rimando are only middling on their best days and Tim Howard will be 40 in 2020. Arena understands that his job is to get to Russia. I’d lay good money he was told that explicitly, actually. It’s to be expected.

Listen, as a Denver native who watched Peyton Manning win the Super Bowl with a walker and whose father was a goalkeeper who wound up herniating four spinal disks after one too many diving saves let me say:

Like his parents took one look at his 12 lbs as an infant, and just went ahead and named him “Coach”.

All cops have different personalities, saying that a cop is going to shoot a black person every time is like saying train operators only target slow walkers. It’s an innacurate blanket statement encompassing every individual, were a cop yourself would you shoot everyone of color?

Imagine if he was black

“NO GINGERS”

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

Nah, a spam bot does this:

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All anyone needs to know about Tom Sestito.

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

Lemeiuix was much better than Yzerman or Messier. That said this is a dumb controversy.

Don’t worry, since this is Atlanta the stands will be empty in no time.