My momma always told me, “stupid is as stupid does.”

*I* smoke a lot. A lot a lot. I don’t look haggard like that, and I’ve not lived a pampered life. And they’re younger than I am, by a number of years.

When Jesus was President, he ate babies all the time!

Anthony Cumia’s face looks like a drunk fucking diabetic hobo with the clap took a piss on a half-eaten rotten hamburger, last week. And I’d still rather listen to the hamburger — it might be bacterial, but at least it’s got culture.

I assume you yelled “whore pills are for naughty girls!”

While you raise a good point... I do my best drinking at home

I gave Strong a super sledge.

Preston’s a jerk! Every time you go with him a settlement he starts chatting up the locals. One time I overheard this lady run up to him, swoon over the minutemen, and hand him a gift! Meanwhile I’m right around the corner, just got done telling some dude I killed a bunch of goddamned greenskins for them, and what…

Only way I’d watch is if I had two also-drunk friends to watch it with me so we could give it the MST3K treatment. As it is, I’m gonna go take a giant dump and let it stew in the toilet for a while and watch that, it’s more attractive than any of these clowns.

that’s... that’s gross. that’s a gross way to live. babies stink. :|

I was wandering around yesterday with Strong, because he likes me because I kill things and share, and we were.. killing things and sharing. Anyhow, came across a supie patrol from behind. Took out the back guy. Took out the next guy. Took out... the.. hell? The next guy in like was a SETTLER. Friendly settler. So....…

Disagree. It’s lawyer talk — it has meaning apart from normal human interaction. What he is saying is not that he did not do it and that she is lying, but rather that it cannot be proven that her allegation is true. It might seem like the same thing as saying she’s lying.. but it’s not.

Can someone please explain to Tim Broday up there how to wear a hat? He seems to be having some issues. I don’t know how you can screw up wearing a knit cap but.. wait... is that hat.... is that hat inflated?

Troof. Anakin jumped reaaaallllly fucking fast from “i’m a good guy, i’ve made mistakes sure but i’m a good guy” to “HEY SURE I’LL GO SLAUGHTER THOSE FUCKIN’ KIDS MAN, NO PROB! IT’S LIKE YOU READ MY FUCKIN’ MIND BRAH! HAHAHA”

I’m gonna let the cat out of the bag — that’s not acting, he just had no idea how to react to that kind of news. that’s just coincidentally the.. I don’t want to say correct, but.. accurate? way to deliver the line.

That sounds perfect! I must’ve collected about 300 of those damned things so far, my framerate’s gonna be *awesome*

Well now I want to get that mod and start up a nude hippie commune down in the Sunshow Co-Op..

Oh get the fuck off it, hipster. Some things deserve to be criticized. 80 years ago you’d be rolling your eyes and sighing exhaustedly, “Oh yes, please tell us all how bad Hitler is again, and how’s their economy doing?”

you shut your whore mouth! i’m from buenos aires, and i say kill ‘em all!

Fucking Walking in Memphis.