That’s identical to my ‘99 Grand Am, so.. they may have used it elsewhere, but, uh. That’s what I look at every goddamned day.

We’ve only just begun to dip our toes into space.

Don’t forget the part where they kicked the ladder out from under them once they got up.

Is that... is that a god dam? Heh. Hehehe. Heheheheh.

No one’s ever accused Valve of moving too quickly

the ticket is a lie!

To which she coyly replies, “What underwear?”

I know a lot of people who voted for Bush twice who are voting for Bernie, possibly even switching parties to make sure he gets the nomination over Hillary, so.. yeah. There’s that.

None of the Dem candidates had a chance against Bush, honestly. Sure, it was “close”, but.. it wasn’t going to happen. Kerry won the chance to lose, that’s all.

For a long time I honestly didn’t think he was going to win his first election... but then Palin just kept. fucking. talking. I hope he sent her a thank-you card.

Look, I’m not saying it’s a sure thing, but... a fucking twig with a rock glued to it could beat the Republican nominees. The Republicans have not put forth a viable candidate since G-dubs. Yes, that includes Trump, I don’t expect he’ll even get the nomination and if he does it’s only because the Republicans would be…

IT’S JUST A PRANK, BRO!

That is goddamned adorable.

New Jersey is not a part of the rest of the East Coast. New Jersey is.. just.. man just don’t go there, like, do I need to explain why? Stay the fuck out of Jersey, you’ll never regret never having gone there, ever.

Some people like sweet with their savory.

embrace the lazy! i only wash mine like.. every few weeks or so? shake the grounds into a bin, i save that for throwin around the bushes / roses / into a can to compost even though it’s not really composting at all because i don’t know WTF i’m doing there.. spin the filter partially apart, just enough to run it under…

i like turtles

Dudeman, I’m super lazy. French press is super lazy. Get a grinder, get an electric tea kettle.. wake up, put water in the kettle, start it boiling, grind the coffee and toss it in the french press, and when the water boils pour it on in. It’s actually better a bit below boiling so.. don’t be too quick. And then…

Umm... I did. :\

Yeah honestly you know what’s the bigger problem?