Either that was an underhanded dig at Trump’s war with the Khan family after the DNC, or Kelly has a dangerous lack of self-awareness.

Very few high schoolers are dumb enough to bring their drugs to school. At my high school of 2,000, there was only one instance in the four years of the drug dogs turning something up. And it was a roach left in a senior’s car.

No, collect the money too. Make it hurt the county.

Crack dealers for twenty, because reasons.

Up to five years?

This is also one of the real dangers of a culture that treats expertise as “elitism” and views people with the kind long-term extensive training that doctors go through with mistrust and suspicion.

When has a little thing like verified facts ever stopped him from claiming anything?

Not pro-life. Anti choice. ANTI CHOICE. I want to scream.

Besides the fact that science has proven no such thing! Complete and utter lies, but what else do you expect from these hypocritical dicks.

This “hearing protection” angle is fucking ridiculous. If you’re hunting and miss, a deer is going to be spooked regardless of whether you have a silencer or not. If it’s for home protection, you don’t need a silencer because you’re shooting a criminal that broke into your house, who cares if you’re loud. If you’re at…

Same, and I’ve been saying if this was ANYTHING else, we wouldn’t even blink about “politicizing” it. If there was a massive salmonella outbreak because the FDA had loosened restrictions on food safety, would people be asking us to not “politicize” the issue out of respect to those effected? No, they’d be up in arms…

Get out of here with that adult thinking!

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

If you don’t know what you are talking about, why are you speaking?

If “The Lawnmower Dog,” “Raising Gazorpazorp,” or “Meseeks and Destroy” don’t speak to you, the series is just not for you. And may God have mercy on your soul.

You know, I had to put one of my cats to sleep unexpectedly today. And then I come home, exhausted, and open up Barf Bag, only to learn that our fearful leader is withholding aid to dying citizens because PROFITS.

What is this big sales pitch about fitting your tax return “on a post card”? Who wants to send that information on a post card? And for whom is a 1040EZ so difficult?

What are the odds he knows today? Who can convince him that brown people are Americans, too? He will never believe it.

I’m sure by now somebody has told him, but what are the odds that Trump knew Puerto Rico was part of the US a month ago?