Hm. Direct competition with the WRX at 20 grand more. But the specs are about the same.

It exists in the Bronx. Same as University. And there are great neighborhoods. That ain’t one of them.

(visualizes a Simpsons-style Yugo, at a starting line. The flag drops. The race starts. The car catches on fire, the driver bursts out of it and runs in circles.)

I thought it’d be funnier, but when I reread it the last time, I failed to see the Huma in it.

Da Bronx, and WTF. Only cars left overnight were the ones that someone stole, joyrode, and lit on fire outside work. (Work was MLK Avenue. We’d get 1 or 2 a week.)

Amen. And as I was just sayin, it’s the bridge past Central Ave / Cross County or the one with the school on it before the tolls that do the most damage.

Just past central ave or the one with the school on it just before the tolls? Those are the truck collectors.

Honestly, you know what’s really good? The space pen. I bought one as a joke, and it’s very, very smooth.

Honestly, you know what’s really good? The space pen. I bought one as a joke, and it’s very, very smooth.

I’m glad they gave you this article. So, is there any Swatch in it?

Nah, my ‘03 XRS was a tall wagon. No lift. It just hauled.

I dunno. Dropping a giant clown head on someone, opening a multimissile launcher, that shows more missiles, that then adds more missiles? Driving a car from rooftop to rooftop? It’s got potential. And it looks like it can be fun.

... that’s a better idea than it sounds. A cereal bowl stage, a spoon slide stage, Sugar Bear being aggressively cool at people, Toucan Sam’s jungle...

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

So much agreement here. What I did to the 74 Super Beetle...

Note: a lightly modded ‘07 V6 Camry will _eat_ a heavily modded Foxbody. Surprised the heck out of him.

Geo Tracker/Suziki Sidekick with a slightly stiffened suspension. Incredibly short wheelbase and plenty of torque. It is just _too_ much fun on dirt or snow, like hooning grandpa’s milsurp jeep.

Yeah. I’ve had one. Biked off a platform in front of a commuter train I was in the front car of. Had enough time to go ‘that guy is doing the stoplight dance on his bike...”

Yeah, ok, I see the Cord 810 in it.

Dad really misses the ‘53 Allard J2X a friend owned.

This was a great choice. Beautiful bike,