-32c that must be like, pretty cold?

There is a lot of weird social elitism built into fitness culture. The high end clubs, the outfits, the fitness trackers and subsequent stupid ass social media posts. Everyone should work out but they should work out by going outside and running, biking, playing tennis, basketball, whatever. Not going to a $100 a…

The president has way too much control over the military. He can send them in without authorization and ask for money later. We could be 6 months into an occupation of a foreign country and then when Democrats try to object, Republicans cry that they are not supporting the troops. It worked in Iraq and it would work…

So do you think making the case that there are muslim terrorists in Venezuela opens the door for military action because of the 2001 Authorization for Use of Military Force? The one that was basically a blank check for the president to go after any muslim in the world that doesn’t like the United States.

I have a bunch of McQuarrie Star Wars concept art as the rotating desktop background on my computer and came to the realization that it looks way better than actual Star Wars. The actual films look great, but his art is just amazing. I love the way he did the Death Star, Y-wings, Millenium Falcon. Even R2D2 and C3P0…

Are you guaranteeing there are no cylons in Venezuela? We have to take precautions. 

Hm see they have a lot of oil and we need that oil, so therefore we have to be involved.

I get why short-barrel rifles and automatic mods are illegal but what’s wrong with those pistols? Those look pretty vanilla to me. 

For all we know, Arizona may have a law about transporting white children. 

A better slogan “I ain’t seen shit”

I have a dark-skinned wife and we have surprisingly light-skinned kids. Other moms assume she is their nanny all the time. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if someone in fucking Arizona called the cops on her, but hooo would I hate to be the one who confronts her about it.

Are they being sarcastic because the FBI should have been able to prevent 9/11 from happening?

With the proper firearms, training, and accessories, this allllll could have been avoided. 

Didn’t he also run in the republican primary in 2008 and/or 2012? Not that factual contradictions make any difference whatsoever. 

It’s so awesome the way we do things here. Some people want to fight a war and some people don’t, so we half-fight a war. Some people want government healthcare and some don’t, so we come up with some fucked up halfway measure. Some people want to save the climate from obvious, well-known, totally foreseeable and…

It’s not that hard. Compared to Trump, we like her. Compared to the ideal candidate, we don’t like her. 

They could rent out their good players to other teams to recoup some of the losses of not operating for a year. Wait, they do have some good players right?

Los Asaltantes de CDMX

Can people just not say “queso” unless they are actually speaking spanish?

Some old white men are going to shit their adult diapers because of those tattoos. But what really matters is, will he stand for the flag and the troops?