Is that even possible?

1,000 upvotes.

There isn't a NO big enough or red enough for this, internet.

Lost and Found by Jason and the (Nashville) Scorchers

It wasn't called alternative back then though, it was called "College Rock"

The death of D. Boon sealed 1985's awfulness.

“awful power ballad” is really just a longer way of saying, "power ballad."

I'm a step-dad, glad I dodged that bullet.

Incontinent grandpa, at that.

Pretty slick trick in that he sold his brother's soul.

Well of course, who would ever believe a ride based on a movie based on a book?

Spike Lee angrily tweets Sam Barsanti's address

Pebbles, although he probably hasn't been offered that role and actually might take it if offered.

"Indoor plumbing is just a fad, it'll never catch on."

What about the abhorrent attitudes and behavior of the company's owner?

Everything's coming upout of aklab!

That's why Sandusky sent them to the showers.

Is there anything right about any of this?

And not much decent about Jimmy Johns either. "Better than a pedophile." isn't really saying much.

Would you say that to Jack White?