I got my ancestry DNA results this week and I have a half brother. Two actually, I already knew they existed but I’ve never had a name. I was adopted at birth, I only know a little about my mother but I found her whole family pretty quickly. I contacted a great aunt who confirmed my “1st cousin/close relative” match…

We laughed, but we just didn’t know P. Diddy was just ahead of his time.

I’ve been trying to learn to run for years and my body has fought me every step of the way. Allergies, asthma, anemia ect, I finally made some progress this year and finished a 5k in under 45 minutes while mostly running. I also sprained both of my ankles and I’m supposed to rest for at least 2 more weeks. When that’s…

Assuming it’s similar to the ones in my area they have some rules to help prevent injuries. The trampoline are small and only one person is aloud on one at a time. All the springs are covered and there’s nothing fall off of. I’m pretty injury and accident prone but I’ve been to the trampoline park a couple of times…

I’m in iron pills for some pretty severe anima and it kind of pisses me off because it has thrown off everything. I used to know 1-2 hours into my work day it was time. Now it could be anytime anywhere and most likely nothing will even happen anyway. If this is what it takes to be able to breath, have energy, and not…

Me too. I’d fill it full of the ridiculous assortment of crap I find myself dragging into work most days. 

This gif is essentially a summary of my entire work ethic.

I’ve tried so many times and I just can’t. My husband eats it like all the time. I can maybe stomach it a couple of times a year at most. I don’t love milk but I’ll drink Fairlife to keep from being hangry on days I lift.

I asked my doctor for the vaccine and she said maybe if she can find some more information about it’s effectiveness and side effects in younger people. I’m 31. I get pretty horrible cold sores so I keep medicine around so at least I can start it early if I think I’m getting another round of the shingles.

This. We all need to do this. Every single one of us probably knows someone who doesn’t vote but thinks Trump is a dumbass and an embarrassment. Go get that person registered to vote and hound their ass when early voting opens. 

The first time I had it it was really mild. It took me a long time to even realize that’s what it was. I had the rash but felt fine and then one day I got a migraine and a cold sore and felt like death and it clicked. Started the antivirals and i felt great in a couple of days. Like amazing actually. The second time…

Nah it’s not her, she’s done everything she could to try to get it where it needs to be. It’s not actually even my stats, it’s our agents but I have to answer to all sorts of other departments for it. 

I’m an ok swimmer, I’ve been around water since I was little, and I float pretty well but I’m still a tiny bit afraid of water. I think it’s a healthy fear/respect to some degree. If I’m on the lake and I’m getting in or if I’m kayaking I always wear a life jacket. I’m hoping to improve my swimming skills…

I got a double CDC yesterday not realizing the double part was the meat, not the cheese. I got it with out meat, sub beans. That was a disappointing and expensive mistake. 

Me too. I was .26% off goal on something to day. It’s something I’ve been stressing about all year and being a goal would have aloud me to move on. I would have just loved to say “no big deal, we are at goal, we can close this issue and move on.” I could do that but then they want proof, crazy how that works.

I pulled on an older pair of skinny jeans today and I’m so mad because they have fake front pockets. I love leggings, I love tight skinny jeans/jeggings but for fucks sake give me real pockets on the front and back and they better be at least some percentage denim. American Eagle has improved recently but you…

I’m so sorry for your loss. I was trying to prepare myself all week and it’s just unimaginable hard. She got to come home today and seems much more like her normal self. The underlying cause is still mystery that we’ll have to deal with sooner than later but for tonight I’ve very grateful to have her home.

My pupper will be 11 on Saturday so she’s getting up there but not remarkably old for her breed. Over the weekend she went from happy, healthy, and vibrant to deathly ill almost over night. I feel like fucking shit I didn’t catch it earlier, or like I should have done something to prevent it but there’s really not…

It takes a couple of tries to perfect from scratch cake but once you get it it worth it. The taste is so much better, but I know the texture turns some people off until you get used to it. If I’m being lazy/cheap i’ll still go for the box since but I’m always disappointed.

They really are a big dog in a small dog package!