It even looks cute in cartoons.

Does it hurt to be this wrong?

Was expecting the last one to be “Miata”.

Omissions(in no particular order):

Jesus, Christ. This thing’s in Gloucester?

Yeah, but I still want to call the seller to hear all about this car in that thick Gloucester accent.  Pronounced Gla-stah for anyone reading this who isn’t familiar with the region... go watch the Perfect Storm and you’ll get the idea, though they don’t quite nail the accent, it’s close enough.

Me too. I want a boring, reliable engine swap. I want a motor that when I blow it, I can just get a new one. When I need parts, I drive less than 10 miles to the dealer or easily order online. LS swap FTW

No one who does this ever buys the thing. People who buy the thing are too busy buying to shitpost about it.

This is an insanely cheap price for a v8 converted Miata. 100% nice price!

Given a choice, lots of animals would love the beer.

Didn’t the same thing happen to Edgar Allen Poe?

Yeah, that excuse has gotten me out of quarantine a bunch of times, too. 

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Eww that looks groß!

There are plenty of great looking cars for cheaper. Here’s a few*:

I just want the simplicity of gTalk back... I don’t need stupid emoticons, video, or even voice... I just one a simple _reliable_ messaging app.

Marsellus Wallace’s soul, wasn’t it?

I think I’ll watch Ronin and Heat back-to-back for that extra-special DeNiro outing.

“Have you ever killed anyone?”
“I hurt someone’s feelings once.”